Life goal: become a hella cute scientist with winged eyeliner so fierce it could cut a man in half while simultaneously dominating in my field because of how brilliant I am and basically being the Elle Woods of physics
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop
knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there